Far too often I find myself very invigorated, and then I look at someone else's work. It get this twinge of gut wrench that slowly consumes me until I just lose all my motivation. It's an awful feeling and even though I'm aware of it—even though I know what's happening and why it's happening—I can't overcome it.

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I really hate communism. It just grinds my gears. Grr.

Oh boy. So when I was first making a username, I didn't know what to call myself. So I asked my brother what to do, and he said, and I quote, "Choose something you like and spell it wrong." And that's the story behind it.

"But wait!" you say, "It doesn't match 'lasagna' phonetically!" In reality, I failed on multiple levels. You see, I forgot the "n." It should have been "lazaunya."

It still haunts me to this day.

be online at certain times of the day. Say, does click bait work here?

This is small chart for reference, google sheets wouldn't let me add it there.
0—18:43—6/25/16
30—2:16—6/26/16
60—9:54—6/26/16
90—17:27—6/26/16
120—1:05—6/27/16
150—8:37—6/27/16
180—16:10—6/27/16
210—23:47—6/27/16
240—7:19—6/28/16
270—14:51—6/28/16
300—22:253—6/28/16

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This is sick!
12 really is such a beautiful number.
Okay, so, right. How do I begin?
The imperial system (the system that the USA and old British people use) has a thing called a foot. I would assume most people know this. I would also assume that most people know that a foot can be divided into 12 inches. And that's great!

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I really don't understand when I'm supposed to follow someone. Is it after you read a really good story and you're hoping for more? Or is it after you've read some percentage of a person's work that you should say: "I think I'll follow this person." Or maybe you just follow someone when they do something so brilliant that you are forced to show them the highest form of respect—getting their profile picture tattooed on your cheek.

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Sunset and I and a bunch of others, ( There was a Ninja, some woman with green hair named Gertrude, probably my sister Vengeance, and Lord Skywalker. You know. The one that likes to snorkle.) colabed on a story!

If you like magic, myth, and also our poetry, please give it a read!

The Powers That Be Zer0: The Nameless Bride of Adam, Legend of the Willow

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I've been a member of this site since 2012. Like... I just don't even know. That's over four years. Wow.

I like writing my most recent story, however I'm at a sort of standstill. I want to try something different with it so it doesn't grow stale, both for reading and writing purposes. I don't know. But I also feel like like that's kind of cheating and so I have some reservations.

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